Pipedream Extreme Junk In Tha Trunk

If you love thick black asses, Pipedream’s Extreme Junk In Tha Trunk has got enough booty for everyone to enjoy! This bubble butt is the answer to every man’s chocolate fantasies…two big round ass cheeks to slap and pound on top, with a sweet black pussy spread eagle underneath! The super-soft Fanta-Flesh feels even better than the real thing and clings to your cock with each thrust. Flip her over, insert the vibrating bullet underneath, and enjoy thrilling vibrations in her coochie and ass. Includes Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner, and Moist Lubricant. Item Length: 9 (23 cm); Item Width: 10 (25 cm); Item Height: 4 (10 cm); Item Weight: 5 lbs (2.04 kgs). Requires 2 AA batteries (not included).

Fuck Me Silly Masturbator

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You’ve always dreamt of fucking a bitch with a nice ass like this, so what are you waiting for? Take your fuck slut out of the box, push play on the hardcore DVD, get out the free lube, and pound that bitch ’til you Fuck Her Silly, after all.. it IS the Fuck Me Silly Masurbator! This mega masturbator is the most realistic piece of ass you ever fucked–and with over 20 lbs. of soft, Fanta-flesh engulfing and massaging your cock, this plush piece of pussy sometimes feels better than the real thing! Slap that big round ass and listen to the whack– it sounds and feels just like a real ass! Spread her cheeks, ram her tight little asshole, and fill her with every inch of your man meat! Now, flip the slut over on her back and her perfect pink pussy lips are spread eagle and begging for your dick! She’s warm, she’s tight, and she NEVER says no! When you’re done, blow a load deep inside her or cum all over her back and pussy– cleanup is a snap either way with Pipedream Toy Cleaner and warm water. Best of all, she tucks away under the bed or in the closet for easy storage after the fun. No commitments, no bullshit, and no worries about knocking her up. It’s an all access, any time-any place piece of pussy and ass made just for your cock! Don’t keep her wasting, do what she says… Fuck Her Silly!

Sqweel – Ten-Tongued Sex Toy

Sqweel

World Exclusive! Sqweel ® is a revolution in orgasms! The sensational new patent-pending oral sex simulator has a wheel of 10 teasing tongues that will lap you to orgasm time and time again. Sqweel ® is a patent-pending sex toy for women (and their partners!) designed to simulate the sensation of oral sex. Forget everything you thought you knew about sex toys – LoveHoney Sqweel is different. It doesn’t vibrate. It doesn’t thrust. It doesn’t just provide quick, semi-satisfying orgasms. Its unique wheel of tongues provides easily controlled stimulation at just the speed you need to deliver deeper, long-lasting, more ‘real’ sheet-clenching orgasms – whenever you want them. International sex expert Tracey Cox says: “Sqweel feels completely different to a vibrator and while it’s not a tongue, it’s the closest you’ll ever get to it! It’s an entirely different sensation, so human it’s almost eerie. Own one of these and a vibrator and your boyfriend should be seriously worried!” * • Unique hand-held oral sex simulator * • Three speeds deliver orgasmic sensations – start slow and work your way up * • Unique 360 Degree Guarantee – have an orgasm or your money back How to use Sqweel ® Just pop in 3 AAA batteries (sold separately) and you’re ready to Sqweel! Take off the cover, flick the switch and the tongues start rotating. Just add lube! Add some of your favourite lube to yourself and your Sqweel tongues to get you both in the mood!

Sqweel – the ten tongued Sex Toy intended to drive women crazy.

Cyberskin Vibrating Perfect Ass – Cinnamon

The Cyberskin Vibrating Perfect Ass is the largest toy of it’s kind on the market. Full, round, and made out of safe, phthalate-free CyberSkin. Designed to be smacked and grabbed just like a real ass.  The Perfect Ass is unique with its two separate vaginal and anal tunnels. At 14 inches by 10 inches by 6 inches, this tight ass is designed to be smacked and grabbed just like a real ass.

The separate deep pussy and ass tunnels are ultra-tight and ribbed to add erotic pleasure to your pumping. The 7″ deep (17.8cm) vaginal and 8″ deep (20.3cm) anal insertion tunnels mean you can thrust harder and deeper. Ass entry is extra-tight for the most realistic anal sex sensation you can buy. Thick thighs and a waist mean you can grab a juicy handful as you get closer to an explosive climax..  CyberSkin Vibrating Perfect Ass, Cinnamon is manufactured by Topco Sales.

Easy Ona Cap Egg

Not sure if you’ve heard about these new products by Tenga called Easy Ona Cap Eggs, but they come individually or in an Assorted 6-pack.

The male masturbation innovation that you’ve been waiting for – presenting the TENGA Egg Box, containing six sensational TENGA Egg Onacaps! With three fantastic new textures and the three original varieties, you’ll have a hard time choosing your favourite! Each TENGA Egg in the variety box features a different texture and a little sachet of TENGA branded lubricant. Small in stature but big in stimulation, these stretchy sex toys will accommodate lengths of up to 12 inches and 8 inches of girth! Simply pop the egg open, remove the soft sleeve from the casing, take the lube out and enjoy. By dispensing the lubricant over the external lip and the inner texture, you’ll get maximum pleasure in just moments.

Wavy – When the large and soft waves travel over your head and shaft, it creates remarkable trembling stimulations. Enjoy the Wavy Egg as it stretches to surround and accommodate you completely.

Clicker -With a wealth of patterned nodules and nubs in different sizes, shapes and textures, the Clicker Egg is one of our most popular. Stroking it up and down, twisting it left and right or squeezing and releasing provide extraordinary sensations.

Spider – Covered with a ribbed spider-web pattern, the Spider Egg is one of the most vividly stimulating! The all over texture provides 360-degree pleasure, no matter how you use it.

Twister – Sensual lines of satisfaction swirl from top to bottom in the Twister Egg. Moving towards the end gives you delicious squeezing sensations and twisting it with each stroke is simply phenomenal.

Stepper – Containing numerous rounded wedges facing up and down, the Stepper Egg provides constant stimulation. With each stroke the soft detailing massages your shaft bringing you closer and closer to the edge!

Silky – Delicate ribbing wraps around the inside of the Silky Egg. Randomly intertwined, each of these smooth lines embraces you like silk.

Video showing a Tenga Egg Ona-Cap Egg in action (not xxx, don’t get excited)

18.5 Inch Trojan Horse Penis Replica

This 18.5 Inch Horse Penis Replica will leave you speechless. This is a realistic reproduction of a horse penis that’s so big even Mr. Ed would be jealous! Made from phthalate-free PVC. Persons with allergies to latex, PVC, or urethane should not use this product. Novelty use only. Measurements:

Total Length – 18.5 Inches
Insertable Length – 17.5 Inches
Minimum Thickness – 2.5 Inches
Minimum Circumference – 7.5 Inches
Maximum Thickness – 4.5 Inches
Maximum Circumference – 12.5 Inches

Fat Man In A Barrel

Have a barrel of fun!

Have a barrel of fun! Even wider than the Big Man In A Barrel, the Fat Man is perfect for people who want a bit more thickness in their toys! The Fat Man in a Barrel is a bit shorter, but quite a bit thicker than its predecessor. It will give you a very full feeling!

Total Length – 7.5 Inches
Insertable Length – 5.75 Inches
Minimum Thickness – 3.25 Inches
Minimum Circumference – 10.25 Inches
Maximum Thickness – 3.75 Inches
Maximum Circumference – 11.75 Inches

Stiff Nights

Regain the Thunder!

Stiff Nights has been scientifically formulated to increase endurance and hardness while intensifying pleasure and satisfaction! Take only 1 capsule for a rock solid erection within 30 minutes. Effects should last 36 – 72 hours depending on your body condition and metabolism. Effects are normally active only when stimulated. Blister pack holds 2 pills. Regain the thunder!